ER stories are a lie; they can be much worse…

  Ok, so everyone knows an ER nurse that claims a dude came in with the aquarium bulb shoved up his ass, and they had to do emergency surgery in the trauma bay to remove the bulb, so it didn't break. Yeah, maybe, but that is not a common thing for people present to the …

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As a skunk…

Or lady, you are 5 times the legal limit. Yes, you heard correctly blood alcohol of nearly .5. According to health class, that should kill you. It is, however, not uncommon for people with severe alcoholism to reach that number or higher and be coherent while they’re speaking to you. This is what happened tonight. …

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Your boss has no business in your sex life…

I live as complex a life as the next person, and honestly, I have my sexual quirks as to each of you. It embarrasses many of us as we are generally "private" people. We don't share our intimate selves with others. Honestly, think about how embarrassed you were when someone caught you masturbating? Is there …

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