Take a lap…

Gym coach’s solution to everything. Talking in back? You and that blabbermouth Reggie take a lap. Limb falling off? Take a lap. Couldn’t perform in the sack last Saturday? Yeah, take a damn lap. With all that exercise one would think that kids would be in better shape? You would be wrong. Anyone remember gym? …

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The freshman 15ish…

I am going to call it what it is. I was back in school and stressed out like a playa about to go on Maury Povich. I managed to work out before I started school and was active and then—bam. I went into the study, sleep, work, class cycle; wash, rinse, repeat until graduation. In …

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Don’t fear the reaper…

Sorry no cowbell here, Igor hates when I play that thing anyway (Master has the rhythm of Helen Keller…). It’s as bad as saying Bleucher. Missing that whole vampire theme, I know. Speaking of death and dying, it is time to have an honest conversation with yourself, what are your plans if you stop breathing …

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There is a pill for that…

Or..Diarrhea (you know the song) My job has a lot of interesting facets besides midnight admissions. There are also those situations where a patient needs a new medication, or there’s a change of condition in the middle of the night. It’s an important part of my job because as I’ve said in the past if …

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