Mother always said, “Wear clean underwear in case you got in an accident.” I’m not sure where that phrase came from, so if somebody knows, you’re more than welcome to send Nursie poo an email with that information. It does make a larger statement about hygiene though. The end result of most accidents is less …
Boys will be boys but should be better
Oh, how the times change, and the APA is usually a tumbleweed bouncing along the progressive path. I’m sure the NBC article has made its rounds and been picked apart by both the conservative and liberal talking heads. Mostly to the tune of gay, queer, faggot, derka der, feminist, grunt, and spittle dribbled down their …
Cleanses…schmeanses
Oh, the high colonic. The use of it has been attributed to increasing your health. John Harvey Kellogg of cornflakes today, of course, is said to have used them to manipulate the intestinal flora. In the late 1800s, he founded a sanitarium in Battle Creek Michigan. During this time, he promoted a vegetarian diet as …
Ye Scurvy dogs…
Oh my God, some people make you just want to drive the sparkle pony bus right off a cliff (I prefer riding my rainbow unicorn into the sunset, but we all have our thing, master). There’s nothing quite as much fun as waking up in a cold, drafty castle with moisture everywhere. It always sets …