Ye Scurvy dogs…

Oh my God, some people make you just want to drive the sparkle pony bus right off a cliff (I prefer riding my rainbow unicorn into the sunset, but we all have our thing, master). There’s nothing quite as much fun as waking up in a cold, drafty castle with moisture everywhere. It always sets …

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Living with a Daily Monster

Life with a chronic illness is both exhausting and terrifying. I never know if my counts will suddenly drop and I’ll progress to AIDs or if I’ll catch a preventable disease since Karen left her devil spawn unvaccinated because of Jebus or that McCarthy hoochie and the band of idiots about Autism. It's a world …

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Just say no

Or why everyone relapses   As always, a patient presents to the ER with a dependence on prescription drugs. In the workup of the patient, I found the usual pattern with opiate prescribing. Use over time creates tolerance and starts an increased need for medication. In the current prescribing climate, we want the person to …

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The most wonderful time of the year?

From the drafty hospital home to my drafty castle and face first into my coffin…Oy the crick in my neck. Holidays are tough in the hospital. If there is a time that anyone wants to be there less, I can’t think of it. Last night, I was called to evaluate a depressed/suicidal person. All the …

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