Sir, Have You Tried Going Outside?

A sardonic companion piece examining the strange political rediscovery of “holistic care,” internet wellness culture, and the increasingly bizarre idea that psychiatrists have somehow never heard of therapy, exercise, or vegetables.

Facebook University School of Immunology

When “doing your own research” means ignoring decades of science, you don’t get answers—you get louder mistakes.

Wasteland Orientation Terminal: Community Entry Requirements

A satirical look at what happens when belonging starts to feel like a process instead of a place.